HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TO EVERYONE ACROSS THIS INCREDIBLE COUNTRY
AND TO THOSE THAT DON’T CELEBRATE THIS WONDERFUL DAY…
(PATTING THEIR LITTLE WARPED HEADS)
IT’S OK CHILDREN…I REALIZE ALL THE HAPPINESS AND PRIDE IN THIS GREAT COUNTRY ALONG WITH THE NOISE OF CELEBRATION IS REALLY, REALLY ANNOYING AND DISTRESSING YOU, BUT SOMEDAY YOU’LL GROW UP (WE HOPE) AND LOOK BACK ON WHAT YOU TRIED TO DO AND SAY TO YOURSELF “WAS I REALLY THAT MUCH OF A DUMBASS?”
PASS THIS ALONG
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